DINNER:
Mix Century tuna flakes, parsley, onions, chili, skyflakes. Stir-fry cauliflowers with Star margarine and a little water and chili. Get some GSM Blue and pine apple juice (particularly Del Monte) for a sweet intoxicating taste to the palate. Enjoy.

MIDNIGHT SNACK:
Mix Century Tuna Flakes in oil and Del Monte Pineapple tidbits, and a generous amount of onions and spices. Enjoy.

POST-MIDNIGHT SNACK:
Put 4 onions and Del Monte Pineapple chunks in a blender and push the "chop" button (which makes no sense anyway since it'll become one wet mesh in the end). Blend to the mesh of your choice. Put in a big mixing bowl. Add Century Tuna Flakes in oil and mix. Add a generous amount of Best Foods Mayonnaise and Skyflakes. Rinse blender and put in three packs of San Mig coffee, ice cubes, water, sugar, and a bottle of Vodka Mocha Mudshake. Blend to desired state. Enjoy.

After the coffee blend has been consumed, reach for the Vodka Blueberry Tropics and pour into the blender. Add a big chunk of ice. It adds to the experience of ice smashing on your plastic cup and dropping to the floor. (Note: If ice is scarce, put ice back in the drink) No need to blend. Enjoy.

If the Vodka Blueberry has been finished, reach for the Vodka Guava Tropics and pour into the blender and add another big chunk of ice. Enjoy.

WAITING FOR THE SUN TO COME UP:
Blend 3 packs of SanMig coffee, ice, sugar, water, and Vodka Chocolate Mudshake. Enjoy.

BREAKFAST (the morning after):
Put Tuna flakes in brine and a little oil on your plate, and eat with rice and peas. Enjoy?